fuk ya feelins

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

Kicky beans

quick which atla character would vape

oh my god jet

When the pussy pops way more severely than you thought it did

dude horses must be on some other shit to tolerate holding a bit in their mouth/a person just sitting on them telling them where to walk. it’s like ratatouille

it’s called domestication. wait til you learn about the ape that tolerates living in a tiny wooden box, travels to another wooden box in a metal box, which often smash into eachother and kill the apes inside, then stares at a glowing screen and/or does repetitive meaningless movements for 8 hours a day to pay for the tiny wooden box it sleeps in. meanwhile his cousins are out sleeping in the sun and playing in the forest having a great life. 

yoda’s species doesn’t fuck, they sit in a big circle and think really hard about babies and then one just materializes in the center, all swaddled up in potato sack robes already

Yoda’s species doesn’t fuck, but HE DOES.

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

Your mudsdale looks like its dying