Intentionally Confused

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

biconic

happy pride month you outta fucking kiss the ground that you’re walking on that I’m even talking to you

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

Official Monsterfucker Post

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone that “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

stepdad has to keep his approval rating up. or else.

i really struck a chord here didnt i