Find Me at Whole Foods Bitch!

This is a beautiful and accurate representation of me. Thank you for this.

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 

when i say “something is wrong with him” it’s usually said positively btw

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

and i lowkey hope sam and bucky jump steve’s bitchass for leaving them like that istg sam if you even THINK of giving him back that shield i’m walking out of the theatre