hello!

write that self indulgent fic, you would be insanely surprised how many people are waiting for THAT Fic™

I need either affection or attention or a baseball bat to the temple. Whichever happens first

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

soundonsoundonsoundon!!!!!!!

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

no healing, no living, go KILL

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly