Discounted Vampires

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

Cromch

God that sounds so goddamned refreshing I wish I was eating a cactus

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life