I See What You Did There

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Chronic illness sucks because you’ll catch yourself thinking shit like ‘I wish it was possible to bathe regularly’ or ‘they should invent a digestive system that doesn’t hurt’ and then realise… that’s actually the case for most people. That’s the norm. Not only do most people have that, they don’t even think about it

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please