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me w-

me when my phyrexian girlfriend pulls ou-

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your

what

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My

Phyrexian Girlfriend

stormtide-leviathan

I'm sorry, am I reading that right??

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MY

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Phyrexian Heritage Post

#sorry to self plug but i think ive earned it #mtg #magic the gathering #sheoldred #phyrexian

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it's soy sauce but very ominous imo

Official ominous sign

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Official Phyrexian Post

#mtg #phyrexia

squeakitties

if any of the presents under ur tree tonight is oozing shimmering black slime and thrumming ominously you should open that one first

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🎄 Official Phyrexian Post 🎄

#sheo ho ho merry christmas!#mtg #phyrexia

mumblesplash

people are sooooo judgemental when a thing that was pretending to be human peels off its face revealing itself to be some sort of creature or perhaps machine

mumblesplash

“that’s so gross” “that’s horrifying” as if you would look any better with your face skin peeled off. get real

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Official Phyrexian Post

#mtg #magic the gathering #phyrexia

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OIL!!!!!! THUMBS UP!!!!!!!

#so true anon #askbox #anon

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totallyjazzed

FUCK YOU MULTIVERSE!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANE THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG MOM NORN'S TREE.

MONSTERS! ARMIES THAT DON'T STAY DOWN! OIL!

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND FREEDOM AT BIG NORN'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN IMPERFECT MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL TO OUR BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!

IF YOU FIND A BETTER PLANE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL COMPLEAT HER, THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL COMPLEAT YOUR WIFE!

BECAUSE AT BIG MOM NORN'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

TAKE A HIKE TO BIG MOM NORN'S!

HOME OF CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING!

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PLANESWALK SIX SPHERES INTO PHYREXIA AND NOT GET COMPLEATED, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR FREE WILL!

DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

ONLY AT BIG MOM NORN'S, THE ONLY PRAETOR THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!

HURRY UP ASSHOLE!

THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU GIVE US YOUR SPARK, AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

GO TO HELL!

BIG MOM NORN'S TREE!

THE FAIR BALISICA' FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE PLANE OF PHYREXIA, GUARANTEED!

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OFFICIAL BIG MOM NORN'S POST

#mtg #phyrexia #heritage post

skyrim-forever

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

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Official Phyrexian Post 😔

#and by worst i mean best #mtg #phyrexia

catbotphoebe

Glistening Oil is basically Nickelodeon slime to me tbh. And I'll use it in the same way.

Splashes you with the Goop That Makes You a Cyborg

thefoxgirl7

@official-phyrexian-posts ahem

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Official Phyrexian Goop Post

#mtg #phyrexia

carnivaldemiurge

I need to vomit up a black sludge. That would fix me.

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Official Phyrexian Post

#mtg #phyrexia

netherator

pocketing my delicious ooze

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Official Phyrexian Post

#mtg #phyrexia

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valtsv

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

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Official Phyrexian Post

#atraxa #mtg #phyrexia

reallyreallyreallytrying

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

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Official Phyrexian Post

#i'm charming right 😔#mtg #phyrexia

slimepost-generator

girls love bubbling tar... girls love crude oil... girls love pitch

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Official Phyrexian Post

#mtg #magic the gathering #phyrexia

owochimuwu

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

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Phyrexian Heritage Post

markrosewater

If I lose a game with ten poison counters, do I become a Phyrexian? Am I a sleeper agent now?

Sure. : )

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Official Phyrexian Post

#mtg #magic the gathering #phyrexia

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transmechanicus

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

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Official Phyrexian Post...?

#not exactly the properties of glistening oil but close enough #mtg #magic the gathering #phyrexia

nthfunct-deactivated20231201

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

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Official Phyrexian Post

#if this has already been done oops #phyrexia #mtg

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