me w-
me when my phyrexian girlfriend pulls ou-
your
what
My
Phyrexian Girlfriend
I'm sorry, am I reading that right??
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Peter Solarz
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
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taylor price

shark vs the universe

blake kathryn
Jules of Nature

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosmic Funnies
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@official-phyrexian-posts
me w-
me when my phyrexian girlfriend pulls ou-
your
what
My
Phyrexian Girlfriend
I'm sorry, am I reading that right??
Phyrexian Heritage Post

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it's soy sauce but very ominous imo
Official ominous sign
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if any of the presents under ur tree tonight is oozing shimmering black slime and thrumming ominously you should open that one first
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people are sooooo judgemental when a thing that was pretending to be human peels off its face revealing itself to be some sort of creature or perhaps machine
“that’s so gross” “that’s horrifying” as if you would look any better with your face skin peeled off. get real
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oil :thumbs up:
OIL!!!!!! THUMBS UP!!!!!!!

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FUCK YOU MULTIVERSE!
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANE THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG MOM NORN'S TREE.
MONSTERS! ARMIES THAT DON'T STAY DOWN! OIL!
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND FREEDOM AT BIG NORN'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN IMPERFECT MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL TO OUR BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!
IF YOU FIND A BETTER PLANE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL COMPLEAT HER, THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL COMPLEAT YOUR WIFE!
BECAUSE AT BIG MOM NORN'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
TAKE A HIKE TO BIG MOM NORN'S!
HOME OF CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING!
HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PLANESWALK SIX SPHERES INTO PHYREXIA AND NOT GET COMPLEATED, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR FREE WILL!
DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!
ONLY AT BIG MOM NORN'S, THE ONLY PRAETOR THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!
HURRY UP ASSHOLE!
THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU GIVE US YOUR SPARK, AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
GO TO HELL!
BIG MOM NORN'S TREE!
THE FAIR BALISICA' FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE PLANE OF PHYREXIA, GUARANTEED!
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The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board
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Glistening Oil is basically Nickelodeon slime to me tbh. And I'll use it in the same way.
Splashes you with the Goop That Makes You a Cyborg
@official-phyrexian-posts ahem
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I need to vomit up a black sludge. That would fix me.
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pocketing my delicious ooze
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i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
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when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)
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girls love bubbling tar... girls love crude oil... girls love pitch
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You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes
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If I lose a game with ten poison counters, do I become a Phyrexian? Am I a sleeper agent now?
Sure. : )
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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
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["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you
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