93 Diagon Alley

Reblog to save a duck

Quack quack

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

If anyone could put Scar on a redemption arc, it’s Lilo, let’s be honest. That girl has a knack for bringing out the good buried deep in someone.

alternatively: lilo has an attack lion now

^ Her friends need to be punished.

How about you create a platonic polycule with your coworkers called a union

@petermorwood

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

People in the 1970′s were like “hmm might go to the disco, might join a cult, might get serial killed, might rob a bank”