my dude

life is short and weird and it’s important to tell people how you really feel about them

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them

i have a suggestion

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing