my dude

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them

i have a suggestion

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

shoutout to the color red

was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma

*rushes you to the children's hospital*

this post has only gotten better

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.