everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

it's so hard to be socially conscious and also maintain a friendly relationship with people i work with

like there's only so many times you can say "hey don't say that, that's rude/bigoted/a dogwhistle" before everyone just stops talking to you. nothing changes except you're alone now. ask how i know.

it's easier to ignore the slightly offputting tranny than to actually change how you act dontchaknow

right, I'm not supposed to blog about anything serious or I'll get censored or deleted or whatever. how about that world cup, huh

theres only so many "hey my pronouns are actually she/her" i've got in me before it just starts stabbing

it can't be good for you to play resident evil because you find leon s kennedy attractive. isn't the game largely composed of him getting brutally killed by zombies? surely that's going to give you some scary mental associations.

watches this gif over and over and you see something imperceptible shift in my expression