Confused by many a thing

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

Sometimes you see the start of an art video and your first thought is “oh no” because you just know it’s a trickster artist.

[ID: A tweet by stoned cold fox @/roastmalone_ that says, "I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2pm on any given day". End ID]

the only jason resurrection story i accept is superboy prime punching a hole in the universe wherein jason is forced to wake up and then dig himself out of his own grave because its both funny (universe punch) and tragic (grave crawl) and I think thats the kind of life jason should be living

the only jason resurrection story i accept is superboy prime punching a hole in the universe wherein jason is forced to wake up and then dig himself out of his own grave because its both funny (universe punch) and tragic (grave crawl) and I think thats the kind of life jason should be living

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch