PARALLELSSS!!! (based on this fic by the ever-inspiring @patrice-bergerons <3)
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JVL
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Product Placement
hello vonnie
Monterey Bay Aquarium
RMH

Discoholic πͺ©

#extradirty

pixel skylines
will byers stan first human second
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blake kathryn
Sade Olutola
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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PARALLELSSS!!! (based on this fic by the ever-inspiring @patrice-bergerons <3)

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you put those tags on this post where they belong
THE TERROR GIFSΒ Β β Β 1 / β
1.01 "Go for Broke"
Eheheh few things make me as happy as seeing that a reader binged all of my fitzier law au in one go π₯°π₯°π₯°
The disappointment that is reading further into a story and realising what you thought might have been a deliberate and delicious snag earlier in the narrative was just a continuity error π

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Give it up for the two powerhouses of any fandom: Anonymous and orphan_account
Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.
The process of carefully layering and then cleanly unmolding a rainbow jelly cake
reblogging posts without liking them is like having sex without kissing
often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

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The Terror 1.01 "Go for Broke"
For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.
Flavours of unreliable narrator:
Lying to the reader
Lying to themselves
Simply misinformed
Not paying attention
Has weird priorities
Assumed you knew
Hates you personally
Bad at communicating
Easily sidetracked
Will believe anything
Has weird prejudices
Just kind of dumb
There's also "not technically LYING to the reader but being selective about the information they include" (a.k.a. "lying to the reader by omission"), but I'm not sure if I'd call that a separate type or just 1a.
HOWEVER the tactical decision to score one goal and then sit deeeeep against Argentina, against Argentina with Lionel Messi in it as you know, and to make a ton of bus-parking substitutions in an β again β 1-0 game, in which we were, you know, ahead by one single goal, will never stop being baffling to me. Yeah it worked against Mexico and Norway, but those were β again respectfully β Mexico and Norway π
I take solace in my sister's view on this match which is "would it have been better to lose 5-0 to Spain?"

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I'm very. I'd rather Argentina than anyone else in this whole damn tournament but it still hurts like a bitch you know?
itβs going elsewhere