people aren't having sex anymore because Leonard Cohen had all of it in the 70s

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak