bitter on the fruit, sweet on the rind

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

people who do a PhD are running from something

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

meow meow meow *lines u with my rifle scope*

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic

wishing all women with big noses a beautiful day i hope you get everything you want forever and i'm sorry about the rank cowardice of general society you deserve better

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring