I Want You To Eat Me Like A Bug

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

i support women's wrongs

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

The first photo had me nodding, and then the full shot nearly killed me laughing. Perfection!

Banksy is a really interesting case of an artist being catastrophically overrated without being a complete hack. Like you start to think "oh God, him again" but then he puts up something Actually Good and it's kind of like getting slapped with a fish, but somehow in a positive way.

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD