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Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

Un-mute this

W o w

I think it would also be important to note that surgeons also use steri-strips (butterfly stitches) as well. in fact, all my spinal operations had me closed up with them. They create a smooth and clean scar.

there’s a million dogs i haven’t pet - but just you wait, just you wait

Wander looks amazing in that little jacket! And the warmth between him and the little Sylvia is so pure and cute!

Thank you! Means a lot to me, especially from you. ♥️

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

Chris Hemsworth was named sexiest man alive???? Ummmmm????? Sasuke Uchiha????

you fuckign weaboos i just reblogged this post and searched the name thinking this was gonna be some sexy guy and its afucking anime character? get the hell out

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine