Utterly Unremarkable

That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands

Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.

This post’s caption came for me like a knife in the dark.

As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.

my bf is always making fun of me for being short but my roommate is letting me borrow his bighuge platforms and now im 6’2... the tables are about to turn little man

about to make him shorter!

I often say my favourite genres are scifi and fantasy, but more specifically, my favourite genres are actually "scifi but everything works like fantasy" and "fantasy but everything works like scifi"

#magic has RULES and fantasy races have EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY ( tag from @untitledfirbolg​ )

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

mr peanut is fucking dead?????? 

^^ THANK YOU OP ^^

@supesofherown maybe for all them fictional kingdoms you’re making up??

You are the greatest human being ever