Over the Ocean, Under the Clouds

TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

THEY SHUT IT DOWN THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

when you load up kingdom hearts and the title screen fades in and you can hear the ocean swooshing and dearly beloved starts playing and all of a sudden all life issues go away and all internal conflict is resolved and it doesnt matter who loves u and u feel eternal

I know some of my followers have never played KH so i feel a need to add the link to where u can watch this magic happen

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

Weaponized Pettiness is an appropriate response to Weaponized Incompetence.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

Not to be dramatic or anything but the KH2 prologue is one of the best video game things in the history of forever

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

Obviously people tag this with fictional characters who match this dynamic, but I have to say I am OBSESSED with everyone who is like “this is me for real in actual life. I would die for you, assistant manager brenda.”

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

oh it’s a kingdom hearts reference. i just thought you were trying to kill me with your mind