the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

i love villains. redeemable or irredeemable. don't care. putting them in my mouth.

paws. touching paws. reaching out. booping me. booping you

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

thomas harris was living in 3008 when he wrote clarice and hannibal running away together to live in argentina and everyone hated him for it but i have always understood your vision king

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

I can quit any time I want just. One more bowl 🍚

One thing you gotta know about me is that I do not answer the phone

Many people interpreting this as me hating on people for wanting to fuck that old man. Wanting to fuck that old man is maybe the least annoying thing about this specific intersection of concepts.