emotion is the new punk

plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I misread this as 'I need my weird al time' and honestly both are true

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

for the first year or two in-universe that tim was robin frequently instead of bruce showing any significant concern about tim never seeing his parents or knowing where they are, bruce would just be like "for some reason tim is way more independent than the other two were and never seems to need help. so i just let him go out and do whatever totally unsupervised and he's totally fine" and in that moment 40km away tim would be like in a pitch-black sewer under robbinsville getting strangled by some dark mirror version of all four teenage mutant ninja turtles

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information