flowers didn't do anything wrong. only men did.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

make that trio polyamorous

they're putting me in cursed chains and sending me to ultimate death prison just because i slayed a couple thousand innocents. what the loony left don't realise is that i jerk off to balls. the penis means nothing to me, just the balls. and i killed your whole family

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way