Just a Small Town Egg

can you put that thing on a leash?

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

thank you yes, I did need this today

Absolute unrestrained glee.

@joy-and-whimsy-official

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

million dollar business idea: Sturdy Crotch Jeans. reinforced at the thighs so they don't wear through. why can't I get these

(person who suspects they have ocd voice): what if every time i think something is an ocd symptom im actually faking it and stereotyping and ruining the lives of people with real ocd and im a terrible person