Madatobi forever

Where Madara is type of getting too jealous for their friends and when their attention is cut of by someone else he's type of showing how much he hates it. So when Hashirama marries Mito and Hashi's time with Madara gets cut off Madara is sulking which makes people start a gossip saying he's in love with Hashirama (ugh of course I'm not in love with that bark brain Izuna I have good taste wtf!)

Enters Tobirama who started to get feelings for the man after knowing him in a peaceful set up and having his heart broken without confessing after hearing the rumors. Still even heartbroken he can't make himself stop from soaking in of man's attention so he still goes out to drink and spend time with Madara.

One day they get too drunk and fuck. Madara after sobering has this mind-blowing revelation that Tobirama is an option as an partner and before Tobi wakes up already makes full plan how to court him etc. But everything goes shit when Tobirama wakes up because Tobirama is afraid of rejection and before Madara could say anything he says Madara could use him for pleasure if he wishes so because he(Tobi) will be using him as a subititue for İzuna(who's very much in love and in a good relationship) and Madara's whole dream and plan comes down crashing right before his eyes. He gets angry and they have morning hate (heartbreake) sex.

I saw this post by @hashiramashonkers, and naturally, my first thought was MadaTobi 😆

Years later and Kakashi, trying to cheer up Naruto and Sasuke ab their own embaressing accidental first kiss, shares his own story

Then, years later when Obito reveals himself on the battlefield, instead of going "woah, another Uchiha!?" when he hears his name, Naruto can't help but point and shout OH MY GOD UR THE GUY WHO KISSED SENSEI!!!!!!!!

Instant dead silence. (Obito wants to die)

Sakura, who never heard the story ab how it was a one time accidental kiss: "omg... sensei's childhood boyfriend went evil on him... this is so fucked up"

Obito is VIOLENTLY thrown off by this turn of events (and also hasn't actually thought ab it in years oh my god that did happen didn't it)

Kakashi, seeing how badly it threw him off, and also the kind of person who plays hard into throwing people off and generally fucking w them to gain an edge, seeing Sakura mumbling ab lovers to enemies and just kinda goes "Yeah Obito I can't believe you'd do this to me I thought we had smthn special."

"Yeah a rivalry????"

"So I was only ever a way for u to get stronger,, figures u were using me,,,"

[Confused Obito car crash noises]

Sakura yells smthn ab him being a deadbeat and how Kakashi can do so much better and Naruto is instantly shouting in agreement as Sasuke stands there like "hn." Which is basically the same thing for him

Kakashi just starts straight up lying actually

"What about all those picnics we went on... watching the sun set over konoha..."

"Are you talking about when Minato said we weren't allowed to come back inside till we stopped arguing and ate on opposite ends of the roof bc we couldn't even look at eachother without yelling???"

"It was so romantic."

Obito, starting to actually doubt himself, "was that a date????"

(It was not.)

"You died in my arms..."

"I died under a rock"

"We literally got eye married" (not a thing, he just made this up 3 seconds ago)

"We got WHAT" (no one can prove him wrong tho bc no surviving Uchiha knows that much ab their clans marriage traditions)

"Oh my god sensei's husband is a deadbeat" - sakura, horrified (and maybe a little delighted)

"Figures." -Sasuke, who's been in proximity w Obito for some time now and absoloutley believes every word ab this topic Kakashi is saying

"Woah. This is almost as bad as the fact he murdered my parents when I was a baby dattebayo" - Naruto who's priorities are NOT what they should be

"Ok. I wouldn't go that far." - Sasuke, who's priorities are also fucked but not THAT fucked, oh my god Naruto

Here I am again with my Bring Your Hunger agenda by @violentmaiden