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SQQ, glaring at SQH: "Gods, can you do anything right?"

SQH: (internally) 'Oh man that was hot'

SQQ, narrowing his eyes: "Well?"

SQH: (Internally) 'Sorry Shixiong..' (Externally) "I'm wet"

SQQ: "What"

They’re having a back and forth, with SJ questioning if all of his suffering was just entertainment for XF, if the profit earned off of his pain was worth it, if XF had fun earning his trust after putting him through that hell.

XF’s overwhelmed, he tried to explain and then finally he just blurts out “You weren’t supposed to exist! You weren’t—I didn’t plan to make you! I didn’t want to make you! You were supposed to stay as—as a book, I don’t know! I—“

Shen Qingqiu punches Shang Qinghua (XF) in the face, and XF doesn’t try to stop him. SJ doesn’t stop until hot tears of fury spill from his eyes and land onto SQH’s bloody face. Afterwards he storms out.

Shen Qingqiu doesn’t return to his peak.

(I didn’t re read this so sorry for the mistakes)

So, what if by some system error both SQH and SY died (before Binghe’s return) and were send into a omegaverse au of PIDW?

It starts with SY waking up after the qi deviation but he senses something weird. Like, scents too strong and a weird feeling underneath his skin? His fangs and teeth are a little longer too. Odd.

MQF and YQY are there like the first time, worried. SY stares at them and suddenly, little system windows open on top on their heads with info.

[NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED!!

MU QINGFANG, QIAN CAO PEAK LORD.

DESIGNATION: BETA]

[NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED!!

YUE QINGYUAN, QIONG DING PEAK LORD.

CAN QIONG’s SECT LEADER.

DESIGNATION: ALPHA]

And then it clicks.

“Hell no…”

He died. He died and now he’s trapped in a Omegaverse Au! It’s so ridiculous and infuriating. Of course this would happen to him!

He waits for MQF and YQY to leave first before searching for SQH. They were together when everything went to shit. After Binghe was pushed to the abyss, SY became very close to SQH. The weight of the guilt and loneliness was eating him alive. SQH was the only one who knew the truth, and therefore only he could help.

Their demise was so sudden. The system glitched out of nowhere, they didn’t even got time to say goodbye. SY feels a pit in his stomach, and if he isn’t here with him?

He goes to An Ding.

SQH smiles at him when he sees him approach. SY runs to him and hugs him. SQH laughs and returns the hug. He smells so sweet and makes his mouth water for some reason.

“God, I am so relieved. I thought for a moment the system sent me here alone. What even is this world? A badly written fanfic? Of all the AUs, we stumble into an omegaverse one.” He keeps rambling without noticing the way SQH tenses.

“A-Yuan?” He asks, sounding uncertain. SQH holds his shoulders and pushes him away slowly, staring at him with wide eyes.

“Yeah, it’s me.”

SQH eyes fills with tears. His scent becomes… burnt? It fills SY with panic and a strong sense of protection.

“Hey, hey, it’s ok. I’m here.” He says softly, caressing SQH’s cheek. The man cries and buries he face in his chest.

It takes a while for SQH to calm down, when he does he then explains he arrived into this world years before SY and thought they would never met again.

SY assured his friend he is here now and they can’t face the system together and do it better this time since the plot hasn’t started officially. SQH nods, but he seems absent and his scent now is quite sour. It makes his heart ache.

They part and promise to meet again.

Quickly 3 months has gone by. SY discovers he’s an alpha and there’s a ton of new shit he needs to learn about pack dynamics, scent control and instincts. It’s… a lot. At least everyone thinks that his lastest Qi deviation is at fault for his lack of control.

SQH tries to help (turns out he is an omega) but SY doesn’t want to burden him. He seems so depressed lately.

It’s in the middle of a sect meeting when the cat is finally out of the bag. SQH falls sleep in his seat, no one else’s noticed at first and SY decides not to wake him since he seems to truly need the rest. Slowly, a sweet milky scent fills the room and everyone present stops talking.

Someone gaps, there’s murmurs, SY hears the words “pregnant”.

Under the gaze of everyone’s, SQH flutters his eyes open. He looks around confused by the stares until he smells himself.

He pales, realizing he lost control of his scent revealing his secret to his martial siblings.

There’s a commotion. A pregnant, mateless omega will only reflect badly on the sect. The more strict peak lords demands for him to get rid off it, others that he just marries for image sakes. They demand a name, an answer. Accused him of being shameless. SQH stays silent through the slander with wide, glassy eyes. He only whimpers, holding his tears.

SY has enough. He allows he new found instincts to take over to make everyone stop with a growl before taking SQH back with him to Qing Jing peak. There, he allows SQH to cry until he calms down. He asks him if it’s Mobei-Jun’s child, but SQH begs him not to inquire further.

By morning, everyone on the sect knows about SQH’s pregnancy. The following days are a mess SY decides to stay close to SQH to shield him from judgement, not even realizing his actions give the impression he is making a public claim over the omega.

Once QQQ calls SY on it, he finds he doesn’t mind. Actually, it makes his chest warm. Its… odd. He prefers not to think about it.

After a few months SQH has officially moved into Qing Jing with SY. The stress is getting to him, he needs constant scenting and bed rest. SY is eager to help.

The both of them become closer than they were in the past life. SY realizes he may have feelings for SQH after a failed visit from their sect leader (oh my god did he just showed his fangs to YQY?!!! What is wrong with him?!)

SQH notices a change in his behavior. He can’t say he is not… unaffected. He DOES feel something for SY but it’s messy. Complicated. And the birth is getting close. And when everyone sees the baby…

It will damage both of them. Badly.

He needs to come clean.

They are cuddling close when SQH whispers the truth.

“It’s Shen Jiu’s.”

“Mm?” Murmurs Shen Yuan, confused.

“The baby. It’s Shen Jiu’s.”

There’s silence, tears, guilt. SQH doesn’t blame SY but feels guilty for having feelings for him while he uses the face of his old lover.

SY holds him tightly. Guilt, remorse, he knows it’s the systems fault but replacing a villain and replacing his best friend lover, a parent who didn’t even know was going to be one (SQH never got to tell him) , was something else. He cries and apologizes over and over again and it breaks them both.

They hug, they cry. But most importantly, they both vow to face this together.

((That’s everything I got sorry lol u can use the idea if you want))

I’m writing a oneshot for celebration but it’s gonna be a bit late

I can’t believe that after a full year, even after being dragged kicking and screaming into another fandom, they are still my Roman Empire.