Such is life.

Sorry I stole your pic @arnoldpalmerzero but I fell in love with her

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

are you serious?

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

When I was an apprentice leather worker I made one of my many puns and my master said, "Wow, that one was especially wince-worthy." And then he and the journeyman in the shop both immediately agreed that Winceworthy sounded like a servant's surname, so they started calling me that or Wince for short. They spent weeks trying to think of what the first name would be until finally they settled on Perseverance, or Percy for short. So what I'm saying is Percy Winceworthy is my servantsona.