#it works

Ever felt like the real problem with dark chocolate is that it's just not sinister enough? Get ready for It Knows

The closer you get, the more you feel it

As a card-carrying chocoholic, never have I so wanted a bar of chocolate to stay the fuck away. How about some candy instead?

Presumably, they're just shaped like bugs, but sticking the word 'roach' on the label of your food item is... bold.

Now Ogre, honestly, I can see on a real cereal packet marketed at children, but you can't say it doesn't have personality.

Even some of the cleaning products have the same vibe! (No, you cannot eat these. Do not try.)

Or we've got the vending machine with the cheery subtitle So cold it'll make you shit bricks! Not to mention the moment I got to spent spend several seconds of my life going "Is there a pun here? So the trash bags are 'white' branded, that's not... oh, oh noooo."

Beer and other drinks mostly aren't consumable, but they've still made and effort. Why settle for some generic, off-brand Coqe when you could be drinking DOTY (Drink Of The Year!) or a nice bottle of Hennen (Just good beer, ya know) or Wowzers (Drink it, Forget it, Go!)

There are a bunch of other consumable food items in the game that aren't (for my money) quite up to the same level of hilarity, but I'd still happily give them all at least a solid B for effort.