tuesday light me up

now that we’ve had jessie j in grease live and ariana grande in hairspray live next year we have to have nicki minaj as fantine in les mis live

let’s all take a moment to appreciate that however hellish the world got, this at least never happened, too 🙏 #ourblessing

My divorced cousin is asking me for tips on how to ask his trans coworker out and I'm like.... I don't know my friend the LGBTQ doesn't actually share a hivemind

Take her out to see twin peaks fire walk with me at an indie cinema or to watch Ethel cain live

Ok any suggestions that aren't potential microaggressions

Take her to ikea and buy her a shark plushie

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch