rad

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

happy friday to the freaks. the rest of u… get more freaky idk what 2 tell u

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

Today's dailymatian is floating up, up, and away!

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

wowwwww i wish i had been born in a different body and context