'I spent my life folded between the pages of books'

Can’t believe there are people in this world who don’t think about lord of the rings all the time. What do they think about

#the silmarillion obviously

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—

my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom

thank you for the best comment i’ve seen in my fucking life

my lesbian gamer girlfriend, or as I like to call her, my Nintendo switch

they are in a delightful polycule

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

...do they not know? Do they not understand the ancient texts?

The old ways are not taught to the younger generations, they are left to be forgotten along with the tragedies of the past.

if i was walking down a street and a soothsayer told me beware the ides of march and then on the ides of march my wife was like "oh my god i had a horrible nightmare don't go outside" i simply would not go outside. rip to caesar but i'm different

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

I love how everyone saw the list of banned words and decided the best way to bypass this is speaking in another language, like any other language except english. till now I've seen posts promoting this in greek, russian, italian and dutch. the nature of humanity is such that once in a while we remake the tower of babel and I'm so here for it

We niñabossed too close to the sun, so we have to improvise