tonight i feel like kafka

You don't need AI to give you free therapy you need friends you can tell things your parent said to you and then see their horrified reaction that confirms that you were not crazy and that that was fucked up

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

What the fuck is a Mormon.

if only there were some manner of fantastical contraption able to pluck information right down from the sky like so many ripe apples but alas!

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

oh!

if you wanna help a disabled trans woman get through this cost of living crisis & pay for her food, bills, medication etc then consider tipping me on paypal or buying me a kofi. thanks! 🥰

boosting this again cause i’ve only had a couple of donations since i posted this 🐕

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.