the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

This also counts for yourself. You might be annoying, or people might find you annoying but that doesn't mean you're a bad person

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god