In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

This also counts for yourself. You might be annoying, or people might find you annoying but that doesn't mean you're a bad person

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

everybody tells children of divorce that it's not their fault their parents got divorced but you know what? if your parents never got divorced that's not your fault either. you were a child. you could not have made that happen even if you wanted to. if they stayed together, that's a choice they made and it doesn't matter if their reasons were about you. you were not and could not have been responsible for that. free yourself. you are blameless.

#and if your parents got married because of you that’s not your fault either #and if your parents had another kid to be your playmate that’s also not your fault #and if your parents abandoned you to your older sibling’s care that’s neither your fault nor your sibling’s #your parents should have thought things through instead of blaming their decisions on you I promise you that it wasn’t your fault (via @thoughtthingsthrough)

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

*widely praised poetic quote in a foreword by a usamerican translator voice* see this language.... it's not like other languages. sometimes it has metaphors. or abstract thinking. sometimes a word has several meanings. sometimes a lot of meaning can be condensed into two words. sometimes those words even have etymologies. sometimes if you translate idioms or break down the components of words you can get something pretty cool in english. and naturally this gives us essential insight into the timeless national character of its people

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”