I'm Just A Scrub

zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

sometimes the world gives it to you

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

Defense against a guy in a chair

au where i live in a studio ghibli movie and do nothing except eat tiny cakes and fall in love with my cute neighbor

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

alright this is very important. rb and put your race/ethnicity and opinion on avocados in the tags 

too smoll

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

turn the jets on for him !!!

yeah let him have some bubbles

bring him some snacks as well 

I’m…..still deeply upset that the world was blessed with the medieval musical extravaganza known as Galavant only for it to be cancelled after 2 seasons