She/Herbie Fully Loaded

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Please stop he is drowning…..

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!