Gnome Walter White

they gotta invent shoplifting for online shopping

Credit card fraud , gift card hacking, piracy of you believe big companies

i want a button on the checkout page that says "ship without payment" that they make you promise not to click

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

i agree that kids deserve and need more access to HRT earlier in life should they desire to transition but i really hate that the main argument in favor of it is "we need to have people transition earlier before PERMANENT IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE makes it so they can NEVER EVER look like their desired gender and they'll be FOREVER UGLY AND CLOCKY"

like i just want more bodily autonomy for everyone why do we gotta frame it like this

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

on tiktok they're debating the ethics of being sexually attracted to the poop toy from the new toy story movie. in case anyone was curious

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks