prodigy

formative years? aren’t they all?

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

i believe there is an undiscovered evolutionary purpose that picking scabs feels so good. it must be healthy

clearly there must have been some kind of entity in our ancient history that looked like a scab and had delicious succulent meat inside

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

fujoing out again in margaritaville

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

“or adding something brilliant in the reblogs” my guy there is only 1 brilliant reblog in the history of this website and it’s “he only got two eyes”

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

I love being out of the loop #notmyloop

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails