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raccoons and their… little hands

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

the only writing advice i would give to everyone regardless of style or any other factors is “don’t use ‘ejaculate’ as a dialogue tag” 

Put your lazy meal in the tags

oh you’re trans? ok so do u idolize cowboys pirates or vampires as your ideal gender presentation?

unfortunately the first step in my creative process is avoiding for 14 hours

seeing the same few ppl consistently interact w ur posts. blorbo from my notes 💞

stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

good media should make you stare at wall for 2 hours instead of immediately starting shippings wars and coffeeshop au and slowburn fics