bothered. unmoisterised. unhappy. out of my lane. unfocused. withering

thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight losing my religion

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

Can someone who speaks sheet music translate for me?

fast

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

World Heritage Post

World Heritage Post and the OP hasn’t been deleted/changed their URL after all this time.

*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

Franklin??????????????

The Turtle?

fuck france but i love love love love the entire concept of the catacombs. there are literally just tunnels running under like all of paris? are you shitting me? and you can just get some snacks and go under there and chill out if you want you don’t need a license or anything you just need someone who can find their way around there a little. you can just leave work one day and go “fuck this i wanna see some bones” and head on down there and fuck dude you might see some bones! you might just see some bones

wild how people can be whole ass americans and then act as if europe’s the worst place to be

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.