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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

weird how ppl are always like "haha i bite" and making biting jokes but when you bit them it's "what the fuck" and "you ACTUALLY bit me" like ok fake gnawing fans

vampire drinking cold bagged blood alone in their pitch-black apartment and crying

its fucking dember.

i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

bucky barnes? you think this is bucky barnes coded? bucky barnes from the american imperialism movies? that bucky barnes? you think bucky fucking barnes has ever experienced a wet pussy or a pure heart full of whimsy? you’re going to come onto my post and say hashtag bucky coded? this post? bucky barnes?

calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”