In Somnis Veritas

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

Always reblog the potato.

Please potato

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

I need some luck

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

i meant road. road to success

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

listen im not HAPPY we’re all going through this. but i am at least relieved that other people can understand the mortal terror of “oh my god i think someone is doing their mundane household chores AT ME!!!!”

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

official library post

i was born to be the bride of a creature

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch