Space Gay

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

the worst part of being obsessed with a ttrpg campaign that you're a player in is that it will make you mad that everyone else on the internet isn't able to listen in and provide you with the fan content you feel the campaign deserves. i want OTHER people to be as excited as i am that the elderly lesbian knight from "monsters in manhattan" has the most game in the entire crew of PCs, with at least two confirmed love interests and a third on the periphery.