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I <3 ambiguity. don't answer my questions. leave readers unsatisfied with the details because the inexplicable creates wonder. I <3 refusing to explain things as a rhetorical mode

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

tries to do some sexy office lady nonsense but fumbles and pours scalding hot coffee directly onto your penis

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect

listening to a woman with a deep voice talk feels like taking a shot of serotonin

Someone pays domain hosting on this. In the age of cybersquatting on common typos of popular endpoints, hoping to infect accidental passersby with malicious software, someone pays domain hosting on a friendly message. An island in a sea of brambles.

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns