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The First Encounter

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

Maybe don’t use the flash in the woods

How far would you go for someone you love?

Madoka Magica is such a tragic anime, it hurts me to think about how every small detail quietly leads these girls toward an inevitable end.

very hard to do

[my potted succulent vanishes in a flash of light, leaving everything else unchanged]