Snitchin'

To be understanding once of the first you have a thing as a house, yes? The thing as the house and the thing as the garden. And if you consider the thing as the garden and the house, without the door or the gate, well that's just nonsansical ya? My, you have scroobled mightily for the snorfs in their grand colloquialisms. Beewise merrily, splitten and cleaven; on the once you're in the collywobbles of captured away from the horrors of choice and in the other you're forced to do something, ay, but near and far-making. Underscrofting and returning to the happymancer, by jokesome we divide - goats and sheepenly despite the historic similarities?

I'm a snitch in the sense that I can be both a tip and a bittim depending on context.