per aspera ad astra

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

PMDD pokémon mystery dungeon disorder

⚠️sweetiepie located

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

going to the corner store to get more corners

imagined for a moment the kind of lifestyle that might lead me to caring about the gaming performance of my phone and snapped back to reality thankful that I'm not that person

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam