everybody wants to be the gamecube

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

God forbid women do anything

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....