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The bats are on a road trip Dick decides to play Katy Perry
In Another Life plays
Tim immediately sobbing š everyoneās asking whatās wrong
He just cries āBokuto-sanā
Kon flying around hears him tears well up ādudeāš
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Jason Todd was actually an Uchiha on a misson to investigate The Outside. Getting adopted by Bruce was a happy accident in that he enjoyed but also used for information. After Felipe Garzonas fell Jason(or whatever his real name is) heard Bruce talking about sending him away. This of course led to Jason(?) deciding that his misson was over.
He returned to Konoha only to discover that Itachi had killed the entire clan except Sasuke.
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What would happen if Jin from Avatar The Last Airbender was actually femDamian Wayne who said bye Falicia when he\she was like eleven.
Imagine it
The impacts
The
āWhy are trying to fIgHT AzUlAā
āJin since when can you use a swordā
āOkay Zuko is Li like a changed name situation or and aliasā
āIs this really the time to be asking that question?ā
Tim loves to kiss suddenly
(and I love Conner with a beard)
today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful
every few weeks this gets a sudden burst of notes and completely destroys my notifications and then dies again and again, but i want you all to know that this cop recently was killed lol
What?
you canāt just say that and not elaborate
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did yāall know that in victorian times it was really common after somebody died, that their family members would clean up the corpse, prop them up, and take post mortem photos with them?
Jason kills the Joker and instead of being normal about it he decides to antagonise Bruce by taking professional photos with the guys corpse in different outfits and poses while in full Red Hood gear and leaving them in the batcave for Bruce to find. he thinks itās hysterical. Bruce thinks itās psychologically damaging and he has no fucking clue how to get Red Hood to leave him alone OR how he can even get into the fucking batcave. eventually Tim finds Jason without a mask leaving another photo and figures everything out.
Tim: so youāve just been doing this for months? isnāt the corpse likeā¦ decayed?
Jason: no i took like a hundred in advance before i cremated the fucker. so i can do this for like another year.
Tim, remembering the shit he had to go through on his 16th birthday so really Bruce has whatās coming to him:
Tim: thatās actually kinda funny.
Jason, delighted: right?!? i still have the suit i was buried in, too, so iām thinking of making myself look corpse-like for a couple selfies and taking it one step further.
Tim: ok well thatās diabolically cruel.
Tim:
Tim: you know iām somewhat of a photographer myselfā¦
Jason: this is the start of a beautiful secret friendship, Replacement.
(Early Robin!Tim Era)
Dick & Bruce: *arguing*
Tim: *headphones on, listening to Livināla Vida Loca, dancing around them*
Dick & Bruce: *start yelling*
Tim: *lifting one side of his headphones* Bruce, Dick is an adult, you have to give him some independence. Dick, Bruceās love language is quality time and he thinks the only way to get that is by working together. Now shut up so I can actually hear Ricky Martin-
i just know Jason must have been having Raās STRESSED in the league. his daughter dips a Wayne kid in the Lazarus pit and then trains him to the point where he becomes worthy of the fucking all-blades, and then he just is??? chilling in Nanda Parbat for a while??? wandering Raās base and loudly planning his scheme to manipulate his adoptive father into killing some circus clown???? thereās no way that Jason didnāt have Raās blood pressure through the roof. in british terms, Raās was Prince Philip and Jason had a bottle of sprite.
Raās: what do you WANT, Jason?
Jason, having just burst into Raās chambers holding a plate of toast: THERE you are, finally. i just needed to be in your presence to do this
Jason: *summons the all-blades*
Raās: WH-
Jason: cool it; not gonna stab you. just needed pure evil around so i can butter my toast.
Raās:
Raās, subtly cancelling the four bodyguards heād just summoned: ā¦mhm.
Jason, mouth full: anyway, youāre old,
Raās: ā¦
Jason: been around a while, huh? whatās the most annoying torture youāve ever seen or experienced?
Jason: because thereās that new Robin i need to make regret taking my place, and iām trying to be creative about it. so? most annoying torture?
Raās: i have a feeling your intrusion on his life will do just fine.
Jason: aw, so supportive. thanks evil-grandpa.
Raās: get out of my room.
Jason: gEt OuT oF My RoOm- hey do we have any spare dynamite? i wanna put a bomb on my helmet
Raās: *groaning loudly*
Evil Grandpa Raās is the content we deserve
what if Damian wasnāt sent to Bruce by Talia and instead decided to do a bit of early child-rebellion by running away to him himself. Talia, pissed off but too busy dealing with uprisings in the league to go track him down herself, calls up the person Damian is most likely to listen to other than her; his brother, who she trusts to keep him safe.
the thing is, Jason is 1: busy with his own missions atm 2: was also once a rebellious little asshole who liked to run away from home. he was Damianās tutor once, he knows the kid can handle himself and he also knows if he CANāT handle something heāll contact Jason for help. he knows this because about a week before Talia called him, Damian called him.
Jason, phone balanced between his ear and shoulder: what do you want, iām undercover
Damian: i require money for a fake passport.
Jason:
Jason, letting go of the guy he was beating up: alright you have my attention.
Damian: i am running away from home. i wish to do something āfor the loreā like the stories you used to tell me as a child.
Jason:
Jason āiām going to ethiopiaā Todd: thereās some stuff in the fake panel under my bed. donāt tell me where youāre going, i donāt want to be complicit when Talia calls. also donāt die, because if you do iām gonna make you eat dirt once you get out of the pit.
Damian: understood. if i am about to die, i shall call again.
Jason: have fun kiddo.
so Jason tells Talia heāll ākeep an eye out for any leadsā and then goes back to his normal business. league missions, his own missions, some outlaw shit, and eventually he ends up crime lording it up in Gotham. heās a little confused when Tim Drake is seen swinging around as Red Robin rather than just Robin, but he got over his obsession with the Robin shit a while ago, so he ignores it.
until he runs into Batman and Robin. and there isnāt a mask in the fucking world that could hide his kid brotherās face from him.
Red Hood:
Robin:
Red Hood:
Robin:
Batman: why are you two staring at each other like that. whatās happening.
Robin:
Red Hood: *deep sigh*
Robin: are you going to tell mother-
Red Hood: -when you said ālike the stories i used to tell youā.
Robin: *looks at the floor*
Red Hood: i did NOT think you meant running to a different country to find your birth parent. you fucking COPIER.
Robin:
Robin: ā¦but you made being Robin sound so coolā¦
Batman: what the fuck are you two talking about?
Red Hood, pointing: you stay out of this, this is family business.
Batman: ????
Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that heās also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.
Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.
Red Hood: oh shit really?
Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, heās reading in bed while weāre all out here on stakeouts!
Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.
~
Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
~
Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-
Red Hood: yeah sorry, you arenāt MY dad, so iām gonna dip. have fun cleaning!
the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.
Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that Iām sleeping with myself.
Roy:
Roy: iām gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet
Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing weāve ever done.
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Got slapped with random motivation, have a prompt thingy
āThat's fair actually.ā
This statement managed to silent the room Batman had been trying to settle for 5 minutes. He had told the Justice League about his contingency plans, and they were all rather appalled. Well, except for one, it seems.
Danny Phantom, a relatively new hire, had spoken up.
Superman questioned him. āWhat do you mean, fair?! It shows he doesn't trust us!ā
āTrust has nothing to do with it.ā Phantom responded. āIt's about precaution.ā
Phantom paused for a moment, letting it sink in before continuing. āTell me, how many of you have never been mind controlled?ā The league seemed somewhat abashed.
He spoke once more, āIt's important to have a plan in place to stop someone when they can't stop themselves.ā
āI have contingencies already in place for myself, frankly I am glad to know that someone else does too.ā Phantom got a haunted look in his eyes. āIāve seen what could happen if I go dark.ā
Lois gets an email from a woman by the name of Madeline Fenton. She might have skipped past it to look at more important emails but the heading caught her eye: āReasonable Proof LexCorp Stole FentonWorks Patent Technologyā. The email states that the Fentons have reason to suspect LexCorp that they stole patents to their ghost portal blueprints and various ectotech patents by following a suspicion that their personal computers had been hacked (Maddie is NOT happy Jack placed a random USB from the sidewalk into his work computer and has frantically been trying to figure out what the owner of the USB might have stolen. Following the serial number of the USB, it leads to the purchase of it by a LexCorp employee). If not stopped they have suspicion that LexCorp will utilize ectotech as a new way to gain a new footing in the market, the creation of new weapons to stop kryptonians, and potential enslavement of Infinite Realm Citizens. Lois starts typing back a reply. She can sense a front page story from a mile away and this was definitely one of them.Ā
My favorite flavor of Danny Phantom in the dpxdc universes is the ordinary on the first glance teenager who stands before an unimaginable, indestructible threat and throws his hands up to yell BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I GOT TIME FOR THIS I GOT FINALS NEXT WEEK FUCK OFF and the threat retreats and crawls back where it came from
Thinking about Mobei Junās dad being alive during the bookās main events again. I mean how awkward, your sons weird human keeps calling the prince by YOUR titleā¦
Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe bonding in court because both of them listen to rich demons being like:
"have the poor tried being less poor?"
And both Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe just mutter to themselves about "fucking rich people" and realise they aren't the only one who wants to eat the rich gits they live amongst
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I love sqh being an ink covered mess as a headcannon. But as the guy who has to procure things, and also had to attend functions with og sqq, I think he has a writing robe. It is a mess. The sleeves are basically black with ink, the elbows are worn and patched and worn again and it was Mobei's.
He'd told sqh to dispose of it when it got too damaged in a fight, but since most of the holes were at the bottom sqh just went, seems like a waste of a good robe, and claimed it as his. Mobei has given this man so many things since the robe and none of them get more use than the occasional ceremony. He'd replaced it once and sqh cried.
The other peak lords used to wonder where sqh got it when they found him wearing it in his office. The dark blue at odds with an dings pale yellows and the sleeves were long on him even after being tied back. The first time they see Mobei with sqh they connect the dots.
it should be against the law for streaming services to use shows they canceled to advertise. stop parading her dead body around you bitch you literally killed her
