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"My partner and I saw you from across the tavern and we hate your vibe. We're gonna rob you and kill you in the back alley" - Them, probably.
I had some fun with new markers I got from my birthday!! Y'all can have this cunty rogue duo from the local RPG campaign I'm on, the huge tiger is Tyson and the masked babe is my skeleton character with ambiguous morals and even more ambiguous gender, Zênite 😎✨
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there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Inquisitor Maddox's comic (specifically chapter 100) had me finally writing down all the mage gear I only designed/drew on my lady Lavellan but never explained, so now let's have a
🌈 Yapping Time: Fantasy Tech Edition🌈
Disclaimer: I'm not going too deep into meta or anything, most of what I'll yap about have the Voices In My Head as their source with a sprinkle of canon to make it believable and whatever doesn't align much with the universe I justify by saying it's a thing from her clan and that's why it's different 😆✨ Anyway!! It's under the cut, it got longer than I expected lol
My lady Lavellan having so much unique magic user gear was my way of making the mage class interesting for me bc I find it really boring and I felt like a "classic" mage wouldn't match her personality anyway so she's the type of mage that's more like an alchemist than a wizard. She weilds mainly storm/elemental magic and during her time in the Grand Necropolis, as she learned about anatomy and spirits in deeper detail, she developed means to protect her body and strengthen her spirt by using the new knowledge and the dalish training she grew up with, since her clan teaches all their kids to defend and take care of themselves as soon as they start WALKING already
I mentioned this before when I talked about her parents but as I played around with different aesthetics for her clan I enjoyed the idea of them being more tropical/seaside focused because my love for this lady grew enough to make me think of her as brazillian just like me (that's rare but it happens lol), so I headcanon that they'd raise their kids teaching them how to swim, how to fish, how to recognise medicinal plants, how to use environment/seasons to their advantage, they'd have capoeira and dancing among their communal activities, etc. She grew up learning that her body was part of nature as much as a body of water or a tree, and she applied that mindset to her use of magic. That being said, she studies and experiments with it under very scientific adjancet standards!! "Hey what the fuck does that mean?" you may ask, and I'll tell ya don't worry 🙂↕️🙂↕️
For her, channeling magic everytime she wants to use it just because she has the ability to do it naturally is a waste of energy and focus, so she perfected her rune work over the years to apply it on gear, research tools and even on musical instruments and accessories for her convenience and as some discreet, passive protection. That's something she picked up on her clan and explored in her travels. She can't manipulate lyrium herself of course, so even if the runes couldn't be enchanted at conception she still could save time and mana by activating them as they're needed. Aside from that, she experimented on channeling magic through different materials to see which worked better to hold each type of energy at varying intensities. That's where all the unique gear gets into play, because she only uses her staff on bigger battles in which she needs to pretty much summon storms and manipulate gravity so there's no way she'd be able to manipulate that much energy without a strong enough focal point to keep it stable 🫢
Sooooo, among her usual rune enhanced light armour and her staff, she has three other main unique gears to aid her in battle, stealthier quests and her ✨art✨ which are:
Nail extensions made of light but strong metal infused with lyrium - it prevents her from harming herself whenever she needs to channel magic through her hands and it helps her whenever she needs runes with fast/instant activation, since she channels the magic as she carves them. It's better for targeted spells and she learned that the hard way
Long gloves with hidden rune work - this one has different uses depending on the material. She developed those after an injury caused by casting area spells without a staff. The nail extensions worked to direct it, but they weren't enough to stabilise the amount of energy needed for the spell so it backfired on her, which was very painful and annoying, so back at her lab (after an earful from the Keeper and her parents) she studied rune combinations to make them work as "extra paths" for directing bigger amounts of energy and applied on different fabrics/leathers/metals to see what worked best, so she has a few sets of them that she picks depending on where she's going and what she'll do there. The sturdier ones are usually for her lab work, not for battle lol
Enchanted jewellery - "But those already exist in the game what are you talking about-" yes they exist as tools with passive and constant function, but her accessories are more focused on activated, controlled function. She came up with them along with her dad because they're both musicians and they wanted to test out something to amplify their vocals for bigger crowds in open spaces (microphones. they wanted microphones lmao), but she found other uses and applications for them as she worked in the Inquisition and later on as she hunted the Dread Wolf (or worked in the mage rebellion, in her non-Inquisitor backstory 😌). She has crystal recording rings with rune activation, she has voice amplifier necklaces/chokers, she has mana stored bracelets in case of emergencies with no potions available, and many other "high tech" stuff lol She even has Dreamer detector ear piercings she never takes off because after the Fade Kiss with Solas she was like "well that was cute but also wtf how the fuck did he infiltrate my dream so easily and without me noticing it, can anyone do that??? I thought only spirits were able to pull stuff like that man wtf I need some PROTECTION-" so yeah, from that point on she worked both on her mind barriers and on enchanted gear to aid her in case of invasion lmao
Unfortunately I don't have any finished pieces with all her tech applied but I have something close to it on this photocard, just to show I'm not pulling all of it out of thin air lol
Most of her outfits feature long gloves and the piercings/nail extensions are a common element in most of her drawings. I wanted to work on a full body vallaslin that would also have magic applications but I'm really not great with coming up with patterns like that, I'll get there eventually. The excuse to draw her fully naked to map them out is a great motivation also- I'll shut up I'm so sorry
All of this to say that the Fashion Art voices are as loud as ever and I'll have sooooo much fun coming up with more gear for her and Helisma and Maddox so they all can look cunty and lethal while being super efficient with their magic as well 😆🌈
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One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey
the writers tried so fucking hard to make us hate louis this season but all it did was reaffirm my love for him—louis dpdl is the vampire ever and nothing will ever change that. not antiblack writing, not character assassination, not smear campaigns, nothing. jacob has made him into a such a loveable, multifaceted, imperfectly perfect, iconic character that is so easy for so many people to resonate and empathize with, and that can't be taken away no matter how much they try. it's impossible to decenter louis. there would be no story without him.
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You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly
rocky should be naked: an anthropological treatise
something maybe controversial that has been driving me BONKERS since the project hail mary book first came out that i finally just had to dig into my anthropology MA to bitch about:
it's fucking batshit that andy weir wrote the eridians as wearing clothes. there is no reason that eridians would ever develop something akin to human clothing.
like. do you know how long humans (not just hairy early hominin relatives of our, but straight-up anatomically modern homo sapiens) were rocking nothing but our birthday suits? LIKE NINETY THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS. HUMANS HAVE BEEN NAKED ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME WE'VE BEEN HUMANS, and we're famously leaky hairless apes, not hard-carapaced crab spiders with piston joints who live in boiling ammonia.
listen to me. the first hairless hominin was homo erectus, about 1.6mya. naked. anatomically modern humans like us evolved 350-270,000 years ago. also naked. when do we first have solid evidence for consistent human use of clothing (bc it's when the clothing lice genome evolves to diverge from the head lice genome lol)? only 170,000-83,000 years ago. before that? BUCKASS NAKED. and even when we did start using clothing? well, as we know from excellent textile archeologists such as elizabeth wayland barber, a LOT of early human clothing was likely more decorative than functional – i.e. the string skirts that you see on some of the 'venus figures' from the upper paleolithic, which were solely decorative but would NOT do anything for warmth.
now consider eridians, whose bodies are functionally impenetrable unless they're actively eating (which is a private activity anyhow), who are carnivores (thus having no need to cultivate plants – aka the source of most textiles – like humans do), who live on a planet with no sun exposure (so probably nothing like earth plants anyways) and no fucking seasons (no need for rain/snow protection!), who evolved to exist ONLY in very specific & stable temperature ranges (like most life on erid, per andy weir), who have five fucking hands to hold things, are famously so good at multitasking that doing just one activity sucks for them, and CANNOT FUCKING SEE!!!
so where the FUCK is eridians' evolutionary or social impetus to develop ANYTHING akin to clothing supposedly coming from? N O W H E R E. you heard me.
decoration like the celebration jewelry, absolutely – though notice that was clearly designed for its auditory qualities and ability to show up on sonar, not anything approaching the level of coverage that human clothing has. rocky's engineering lederhosen (leather! bc again, carnivores!) as a (evolutionarily speaking) modern development to help hold tools, yeah, totally. carapace carvings, 100%.
BUT THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR THAT ROCK TO WEAR A SHIRT. in fact, it's way the fuck weirder that he DOES wear a shirt in the book! the movie was completely right to have a buckass naked rocky, there is no goddamn reason eridians would ever develop clothing, and the idea of a five-legged spider rock trying to put on a sleeved shirt makes me want to have a stroke. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
"oh boy a new character i like, who's pretty obviously vision-impaired even though canon didn't really acknowledge it! i can't wait to go on tumblr and reblog some awesome fanart of them!"
anyways if you're going to draw or otherwise post about a blind or low vision character then you need to either learn how to write image descriptions, or learn how to reach out and ask volunteers to help write them for you. you need to consider the real life disabled people you interact with on the internet, because they are in fact here.
if you struggle with writing image descriptions for whatever reason (your own disability, second-language speaker of the language you'd be describing in, anxiety about doing it wrong, etc), then that's nothing to be ashamed of, but just to repeat the above for emphasis: there are many ways to ask people to write IDs for you, and you should take advantage of them. in an ideal world, all posts should be described, but if you have limited time or energy, you should prioritize posts that are about blindness or blind characters (or even better, posts about disability and/or disabled characters in general). there are resources and crowdsourcing efforts that want to make this easier for you, so please use them!
if it wasn't clear already, i'm sure that the frequent inaccessibility of posts about blind/low vision characters (and more generally, disabled characters) comes almost entirely from ignorance, rather than from active malice — but it's, like, still not a great look to be posting about a character losing an eye, but never writing any image descriptions or alt text for those posts, you know? not in a "let's rile up an angry mob to cancel you about it" way, because that's shitty, but in a "hey, friendly reminder that if you're that obsessed with that character, you can probably also learn how to write IDs so real people with similar disabilities can experience your posts" way. if you didn't know before, that's okay, but the important part is that now you do. and you can do things about that
this time i'm reblogging this post because of a different vision-impaired character (this time with actual canon acknowledgement!) than the one i originally made this post about, which truly goes to show that the fandom inaccessibility problem is dire. write image descriptions in general, but if you're still learning or have limited energy, prioritize writing image descriptions for vision-impaired characters!
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yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric
The best part of playing around with yours and your mutuals' ocs like dolls is that I can come up with pretty much any excuses to make them all be friends and know each other lmao (yes this is me already making shit up so I can have my lady Lavellan interacting with Inquisitor Maddox again 🤩🤩🤩🤩)
This got out of hand IMMEDIATELY, I really have no self control when it comes to stuff like these lmaoooooo
I feel the power of anime and bisexuality taking over again, I'll probably walk out of this brainstorm battered, bloodied and holding multiple comic pages on my hands with no recollection of how the fuck they came to life, it'll be great