Formerly HylianEngineer

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

I'm back to making pixel art. Currently on my largest project. Also, currently getting beat by an oval. Drawing it in pixels is proving tricky. Stay tuned... For quite a while.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

My plan is to copy the URL from a search engine (copy link URL) and... Yarr Harr!

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

This is way more minor comparatively but this reminds me of how my MIL used to work at Toys’R’Us, and there was this rich guy who rang in absolutely furious that she wasn’t working Christmas Day because how else would his children come in to buy their own Christmas presents and how could he possibly know what they want for Christmas is he supposed to predict it?? He was completely not understanding that my MIL was a human being with a family and children she wished to see on Christmas.

I work with rich Americans (I’m a tour guide in northern Europe) and this one cruise ship came in. This man asked me about a lighthouse nearby and who owned it. I told him it’s protected because it’s cultural heritage or whatever, and that it has several owners. He told me he wanted to contact them to buy it so he could “have something to do in the summer”. He wanted to renovate it. He was dead serious about it. He disagreed when I told him he can’t just go and buy it, and told me to find their contact info.

From working with rich people... The problem is telling them no to anything. It's exhausting.

I hope it's on the switch 2.