never perfect, always awesome

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

Correct me if I’m wrong but Formula 1 cars to me just seem like beautiful thoroughbred metal horses that want so so badly to run as fast as they can into a wall and break all their legs

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have