I Just finished my first fanfic!
The question is: is this going to encourage me to finish and post my other WIPs or not? đ
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
*posts and runs away*
almost home

oozey mess

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NASA
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH

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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

#extradirty
$LAYYYTER

we're not kids anymore.
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@numberonestuckyshipper
I Just finished my first fanfic!
The question is: is this going to encourage me to finish and post my other WIPs or not? đ
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
*posts and runs away*

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Random draw because i finally have a tablet and i remember i have tumblr. Life is so weird guys, why we cant become little fairies and eat cake or something. I hope everyone in this fandom can eat cake!!!
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarianÂ
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and sheâs two rooms away
are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it
like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots
can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community
The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?
Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?
this is 10k in spirit
Letâs make that spirit a physicality
the idea of shane and ilya having the same ring size specifically because they could then annoy each other by taking the other person's wedding ring
shane having to leave for a week for a photoshoot and two brand meetings and ilya's pining getting interrupted by looking at the little dish where their rings live on their dresser, clocking immediately what's missing, and sending shane a "count your days, you fucking thief" text that makes shane grin before he gets on the plane with a little piece of his husband along for the ride
shane stomping into the centaurs' locker room right up to ilya, grabbing his hand, going "asshole," and yanking his ring off before leaving, which means everyone else in the locker room is đđđđ is this?? divorce?? đđđ oh shit?? đđ and meanwhile ilya is grinning because shane was about to turn the house upside down this morning before getting breakfast with rose trying to find his ring that he thought got lost when they had sex the night before since it moved across multiple rooms and didn't notice that ilya deliberately kept his hands in his hoodie pocket the whole time but also posted a selfie with his coffee on his instagram this morning that just HAPPENED to have a wedding ring on his finger in frame

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the first time shane & ilya spend ilyaâs birthday together i think the vibe really is âsaying all of my dogâs favorite words in the same sentenceâ because shane wants to make sure its ilyaâs best birthday ever & doesnât know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok weâre taking the ferrari to mcdonaldâs for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parentsâ house, home by 6, and then iâll give you your birthday present đ does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya itâs 9 am we havenât even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over
I bet that the Raiders/Bears want to study Ilya in a glass jar or something with the whole Svetlana thing. because once it becomes clear that sheâs not just a hookup, that she comes out with them to the clubs and watches the game at Ilyaâs house and makes herself at home while she does it, and is a frequent guest star in some of his wild stories, and he chats with her regularlyâŚthey get so confused. what do you mean you're just friends?
like Cap, how the fuck can you hang out frequently with a supermodel-level gorgeous woman who you share language and a history with, whoâs also brilliant and obsessed with hockey, who youâve fucked for years, who youâre always super casually physically affectionate with, who is super charismatic and who you greatly enjoy being with, who gets you a great discount on all those sports cars you love, who seems to care about you just as much right backâŚ.and youâre NOT trying to lock that down?
1x04. The Death Stare. Starting Episode 4! :)
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god
turn your attention to The Character

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This oneâs for the tumblrinas
the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain
Canny Mountain, Charlie!
genuinely if i was into neil josten i would be humiliated by it too. the man wears jorts. he's never picked up a social cue in his life and the only thing he thinks about is stick ball. he smokes but he actually doesn't and he's ginger and he's got mommy issues and the most punchable face a man has ever worn. he doesn't even pick up on any of your cool smooth lines nor does he care how sexy your car is. he's british. when you're talking he says things like 'i could draw on you with a marker' and when you're gone he says you're all that matters. andrew was right to hate him this would be a fucking devastating thing to discover about yourself.
Sveta breaks her leg and she lives in a stupidly pretty loft apartment with nowhere to sleep downstairs so Ilya offers her a spare room at the cottage over the summer to recover in since she will basically have her own space.
Except that Ilya and Svetlana have their own routine together, even outside of them hooking up prior. They grew up together, mamas taking pictures of them in the tub together, no boundaries between them bc thatâs just how they are. Itâs why they slept together in the first place. Who better to try stuff with than the person whoâs grown up with you?
Shane thinks heâs prepared for this, knows Ilya in and out but the first time that Sveta picks spinach out of Ilyas teeth like itâs second nature, he feels like he should be jealous but heâs not. He laughs when Ilya barges into the bathroom while sheâs showering just to piss because heâs too lazy to go upstairs. He canât even be mad when he hears the shower door open and Ilyaâs affronted scream when Sveta turns the shower on him to run him out. (She happily mops the water up afterwards anyways so the only victim is a damp Ilya who mopes about having to change clothes)
Shane doesnât really fit into their dynamic naturally and heâs okay with it, has a weird sense of loss when he watches them but heâs so happy to see that childlike joy from them that it doesnât even really matter to him.
Except Ilya is gone for a whole two days for a sponsorship photoshoot and Shane is left with Svetlana alone for the first time that isnât a few hours or less. Itâs easy at first, nothing new. Except that he wakes up to the sound of her sobbing the first night.
Shane bursts into her room, scared out of his mind and already halfway through calling Ilya when she tries to just tell him to leave. To let it go and that sheâs just being stupid bc sheâs in pain. Shane doesnât let it go though, coaxes it out of her that she has chronic back issues, ones that are debilitating some days and she normally soaks in a hot bath but her stupid broken leg means she canât and nothing is helping anymore. She tries to shoo him out, apologizes for waking him up but Shane stops her. Tells her he will be back before he digs the fancy Epsom salts out of his own stash.
He easily finds some tiny candles, a soft floral scent thatâs similar to the perfume she always wears, and lights them in the bathroom before dimming the lights and running a nearly scalding bath. He grabs the plastic sheeting and waterproof tape they keep in every bathroom because theyâre athletes and they have to be able to waterproof injuries at a moments notice. He takes it back to Svetlana whoâs already trying to pretend sheâs going back to sleep.
âCome on, Iâve got you.â
She tries to protest, says she doesnât need someone babying her, to which Shane rolls his eyes and asks her if she wants him to call Ilya who will absolutely force her to let him help if he doesnât try to fly home immediately.
She finally lets him tape her up, not really sure where itâs going but trusting Shane bc Ilya trusts him. She startles a bit when he scoops her out of bed like she weighs nothing. He brings her into the bathroom, setting her carefully on the edge of the bathtub. Heâs gentle when he helps her out of her clothes, eyes carefully diverted even though she knows heâs never looking at her like that. Thereâs a little hammock on the edge of the bathtub, and when he helps her into the hot water he tucks her injured leg as much out of the water as possible.
The heat is incredible, and her eyes tear up with the relief her back feels. When he turns to leave she grabs his hand, voice low as she asks him to please stay. She canât have Ilya right now, but Shane is willing to be there and no one else ever has outside of her Ilya. Shane smiles, rolls up his pant legs and sits himself on the edge of the tub. They talk about nothing and everything until the water is cold and her back has stopped spasming enough that her pain meds are gonna be able to kick in finally. Shane is as calculated as ever when he lifts her out, heated towels already set up for him to wrap around her. She dries herself off, and Shane helps her get dressed again before carrying her back to her room even though she insists she can get back with her crutches.
When he goes to leave after tucking her into bed, she tangles her fingers in his and offers him the other half of the bed.
âI hear you, moving around when heâs not home. I know itâs hard to sleep without him.â
Shane hesitates for a moment, but he slides into the bed with her anyways. He know Ilya doesnât care. Heâs found them tangled up asleep together countless times over the years, but itâs never just been just the two of them.
Ilya comes home early the next morning, expecting to surprise both of them but when he checks on Svetlana first and finds both of them tangled up together, his heart nearly bursts from his chest. He slides into next to Shane quietly (after taking 30 pictures of them)
It wakes Shane just a little bit but Ilya shushes him, kissing him quietly before wrapping his arms around Shaneâs waist. He can hold hands with his Sveta this way too and even in her sleep she squeezes his fingers gently.
Itâs the best sleep that Ilya has gotten in a long time.
nobody numa numas like they used to
(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
Svetlana's "since when did you start smoking again?" is such an overlooked line that implies so much. Because why would Ilya have stopped smoking and suddenly started up again at this point in time? What I'm saying is thank you Jacob Tierney for overtly suggesting that Ilya stopped smoking for Shane, even with them meeting as rarely as they do, and now that Shane's broken it off he's taken it up again because what's the point of quitting if it's not for him?