You’re A Punk

Tagged by @rainbowsuitcase and @icemavman, thanks guys :)

LAST SONG: Finish Lefty by Quarters 🔥

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Rewatching BBC Sherlock with my mum because I thought she’d fuck with it and I was right.

CURRENT OBSESSION: Top Gun 😔💔🕊️

CURRENTLY READING: When We Get Around to Talking About It by COMPACFLT (I actually can’t believe I haven’t read it yet)

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Nothing 😭🫡💀 I’m pretty sure writer’s block is the evil the Bible talks about (I want to be working on my trans mav fics though)

CURRENTLY WEARING: Jeans and three jackets because I just got back from ‘having a pint with the lads’ and it’s fucking freezing.

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: “bottlebrush Australian native” because I’m drawing them atm.

FAVORITE FLOWER: Wattle!!! They’re about to flower so my drive to uni is gonna be gorgeous asf for a month or so.

LAST SONG: Tall Trees by Blacklit Canopy

CURRENTLY WATCHING: rewatching PHM, paused it yesterday after the ‘go fishing’ scene

CURRENT OBSESSION: Varies from moment to moment but, StarWars (Dinluke Obimaul), Bloodymary, and I watched Spiderman: Homecoming, so might try and get into my Spidey ships again

CURRENTLY READING: really cool enemies to lovers obi maul fic where at the end of TPHM the Jedi order is destroyed

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: REAL it takes me five times as long to get something on the page, I hate writing block. Currently I managed to grind out an obi maul fic, just the basic plot line atm… like my other 400 fics. ONLY MY TOP GUN FIC HAS ACTUAL SCNES 😭😭

CURRENTLY WEARING: long sleeve shirt, pyjama pants, it’s freezing here too.

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: “Spiderman x Micheal B Jordon” cause I was gonna say I’m jumping that train cause I watched Spiderman last night but I realised I will most definitely be reading spideypool fics as well!

FAVORITE FLOWER: hmmm I don’t know if I have one of those, also yess!! I love wattles! They have the best smell, but my fav plant- a tree probably doesn’t count but, Wollemi Pine cause it’s like the tree version of a coelacanth.

No pressure tags!! :D

Last song: She's So Mean by Matchbox Twenty

Currently watching: season 3 of Spy x Family. I also recently found out that full episodes of W.I.T.C.H. (my absolute childhood obsession) are on yt, so I started watching those again too 😄

Current obsession: tbh there's actually nothing I'd call an obsession rn? Maybe trying out new recipes with different spice mixes but that's been a thing for well over a year by now, so.... none ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Currently reading: I didn't know what to read this summer so I started rereading Six of Crows again until I find something new. I'd love suggestions!

Currently working on: finally finishing my Marvel Trumps Hate auction! I still have six or seven chapters to go and I really need to step it up 😬

Currently wearing: black shorts and a Guns 'N Roses tshirt

Last google search: the odyssey rotten tomatoes. Listen I wanna know everything I can about that movie until I can watch it safely myself

Favourite flower: poppies, but forget-me-nots are a very close second

This was really fun, thanks again for tagging me :)

Last song: Bling (confession of a king) by the killers

Currently watching: Movie wise: 3 Mousquetaires, and I’d like to watch Turn

Current obsession: Hamilton

Currently reading: Heated rivalry

Currently working on: a Hamilton fic and a John Laurens character sheet :)

Currently wearing: Jean-looking cargo shorts and a gray Schuyler sisters shirt

Last google search: Lafayette biographies

Favorite flowers: idk, hydrangeas maybe?

As you can see there is no reoccurring theme whatsoever xD

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."