Just rewatched Captain America: Civil War with some friends on Discord. It's somehow even worse than I remember.
These are all notes that I've been waiting years now to share on @captainwidowspring's essay called Tearing Apart "Captain America": Civil War, but I figured I'd share them now since a) I'm sick of bottling them up, and b) I'm fuming at this stupid-ass movie:
There is… SO much to say about the Bucharest sequence. But most of what I want to say is about the final segment in the tunnel. It’s fucking asinine that Bucky throws a grenade at the ceiling. While granted it didn’t do a ton of damage from what little we can see, that moment and the resulting explosion has been spun wildly by Team Iron Man people; a lot of them will tell you without a shred of doubt or irony that Bucky’s grenade collapsed the tunnel and killed everyone inside but Steve didn’t care. Frankly with how desperate this movie is to shit on him I’m shocked they DIDN’T try to claim that’s what happened.
Dear god, prior to Multiverse of Madness the pen scene was my most hated scene in the MCU. Firstly, thank goodness Tony is such a loudmouth, because if he hadn’t let it slip that Wanda had been preemptively removed from the Avengers roster so Ross could legally waltz up to the Compound and say “we’ve decided there’s a chance you’re a threat, so you’re coming with us for a life sentence in my torture facility the Raft” (because make no mistake, that is 1,000% exactly what was going to happen). If he hadn’t tripped up by saying that he might’ve been able to gaslight Steve into signing the Accords. Also, it’s more than a little funny to me that Tony says “Ultron, my fault” here, because like… isn’t this movie’s whole MO “Steve Bad, Tony Good”? Why would they leave something that damning in proving the exact opposite? Just as a tangent, I think it’s amusing but relieving that at no point does this movie try to pin Ultron on Wanda. You’d think that would be a no-brainer.
Now…. oh my fucking god, I cannot begin to express the rage Tony’s WMD crack induces in me. First off, I get that he despises her because she’s living proof that he isn’t the good little boy he wants to think he is, but still, dehumanizing her to that extent is unforgivable. Secondly, him telling Steve to “GIMME A BREAK!!!” in response to Steve objecting to him giving Wanda that label… let’s just say I’m glad I didn’t fully process that when I saw this movie in theaters, because on every subsequent viewing, that moment legitimately makes me scream “FUCK YOU!!!” and shut off the movie to calm down before continuing. If I didn’t hate Tony before this scene, I sure as shit would have after it.
A part of me does want to like the scene with Wanda and Vision in the Compound, because him cooking for her and the two of them bonding over their powers is all good stuff, even if it is laughably generic and underwritten since the Russos couldn’t care less about either of them. But the scene is completely ruined when you realize he’s holding her prisoner there. With how wildly out of character this is for Vision, I have to agree with the assessment that he was only going along with it because he was still Tony’s slave at this point. Additionally, while “for people to see you as I do” is a sweet line on the surface, if you look at it in a less favorable light then it’s easy to read it as Vision gaslighting Wanda (“the world hates you, but I don’t” is gaslighting 101). I want to be charitable and say that wasn’t what he meant, but given everything else going on it’s worth pointing out.
I don’t really have much to say about Wanda’s escape from the Compound, other than that it’s amazing to me how everyone tries to twist it to say she was trying to kill Vision. Like, no you fucking idiots! Did you not see her literally crying because it pained her so much to have to do this?
One of the only moments in this entire movie that I unironically like is Scott Lang meeting Wanda and immediately saying “I know you. You’re great.” After being demonized so much by the world and the narrative alike, hearing something like that from a total stranger must’ve warmed her heart. It certainly did warm mine, and did a lot to strengthen my already very strong love of Scott. We Wanda fans are obligated to protect him at all costs.
The airport scene. The fucking airport scene. This shitstorm of a movie’s Magnum Fucking Opus, and the sole narrative reason the Accords exist at all. I hate it. I hate everything about it. OK that’s a lie, without all the context it has some great fight choreography and power play. But in context, this easily makes the number 4 spot on my most hated scenes in this movie. I’ll just hit the low-notes. Most of my most hated moments are how the scene trashes Wanda:
Tony not listening when Steve BLATANTLY FUCKING SAYS there are 5 more Winter Soldiers. Dude, you have no excuse there, he literally told you what was going on and you still tried to stop him! Even less excusable is Rhodey also not reacting.
Tony firing a barrage of live missiles at Wanda and Clint. I’m not terribly surprised, since as mentioned before he loathes Wanda and would like nothing more than to be rid of her, but this is still beyond despicable.
You can tell the Russos hate Wanda as well since they literally only let her interact with Tony this one time, and SHE’S the one who is framed as being in the wrong. Even moments later when she pins him under a car they went to the trouble of adding that bit where FRIDAY says “multiple contusions detected”, which makes literally no sense with how durable the Iron Man armor is supposed to be. I’m certain that was put in to further trash Wanda.
Another example of the Russos hating Wanda is them having her say “you’re pulling your punches” in response to Clint bantering with Nat. Obviously from an in-universe perspective there isn’t a ton wrong with this, as she likely was just frustrated with him messing around when they needed to get to Siberia ASAP. But from a narrative perspective there is no doubt in my mind that the framing is trying to say “Wanda is so evil she wanted Clint to murder his best friend! What a bitch!”. Fuck you!
A third example of shameless Wanda bashing is when Rhodey blasts her at point-blank range with a sonic cannon that could have burst her eardrums in order to stop her from saving Steve and Bucky’s lives. Vision taking out the tower in the first place was also insanely out of character for what it’s worth.
Vision firing his beam with that level of intensity to apparently take out Sam’s engines was wildly irresponsible. It would’ve melted the pack entirely, and I’ll bet you Tony at least would’ve just kept flying. But yeah, he hits Rhodey instead, and Sam gives up his freedom to turn around and see if he can help. But what does Tony do? FUCKING SHOOTS HIM POINT-BLANK!!!!!!! The fact that this isn’t the most despicable thing Tony does in this movie is mind-boggling to me.
I’m gonna go a little bit into conspiracy theory territory here, but bear with me. Vision saying he only hit Rhodey because he was “distracted”. I am beyond positive that it's intended to make you think that Wanda made him shoot down Rhodey, probably because the Russos want you to think she’s so evil that she’d want to kill Tony’s best friend just to hurt him. I’m sure another factor in this was so you’d think “serves that bitch right!” when Tony sees Ross’s men torturing her on the Raft immediately after this.
I don’t have a ton to say about Nat’s final scene, aside from how loathsome Tony’s insult about her not being able to shake being a double agent is. Again, fuck him! It’s also sad to me that a ton of people ignore that in favor of seething at Natasha over her completely true retort about his ego.
The Raft scene. Where do I even fucking start? For one, something like that couldn't have been built fast, so the government was clearly planning this for years. Secondly, Tony not reacting in the slightest to the sight of Wanda being tortured just fully cements him as a vile, irredeemable bastard. Thirdly, Sam noticeably has a huge bruise under his eye that wasn't there in the airport fight, implying Ross's men tortured him for information. If they did that to him, I don't want to imagine the sort of things they could have done to Wanda. Fourthly, Tony outing Clint's family's existence to Ross is quite possibly the single most evil thing he ever did.
Chances are I'm just taking Wanda's mistreatment way more personally than I should be given how hopelessly obsessed I am with her, and in reality the Russos just couldn't care less about her. But I can't help my thoughts on this matter.