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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

finally a video you can unmute

the day i get better at functioning as a person it will be so over for everyone

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf

sorry for posting a lot about *remembers this is tumblr* nothing i can post whatever i want forever

The inconvenient thing about life is that half of it is all about listening to your body and letting yourself rest, and the other half is accepting that life will be uncomfortable and inconvenient sometimes and you've just go to make yourself push through your brain going Do Not Want and get the discomfort out of the way, and you never know which one it is.

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

Love this energy

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.